" Zounds! What unholy tongue of the Devil is this? "

Your brave voyage has led you into a myriad of Finnish. This game in question - Jake Cool - is almost entirely written in the language to deter you inferior people from experiencing it in one horrible conspiracy to keep the hoi-polloi a bunch of lower-intellect turnips... forever!

Anyway, Jakes are the only game series that I've written in my native tongue, try SSS on for size if you don't have the time to pick our funny language up. Just be mindful though that I just called you a variety of disparaging names like everyone else does when you can't understand their conversation.

Go where?

1. RmM's site index (everything else's in English!)
2. RmM's game index
3. RmM's Jake index in devil-speak
4. Man, does this sound like a crock.